are you a slapper

Are you a slapper ?

Find out now

Tick the boxes that apply to you, be truthful, then press the button at the bottom
of the page to get the verdict.

	You've had 3 different men in your bed on 3 consecutive nights.
	You buy all your jewellery from Argos. ?
	You have more than one pair of knee high boots. ?
	You've never met your best friend's boyfriend/husband. ?
	You wake up regularly in strange beds, or in strange underwear. ?
	You got expelled from school for having sex with a student teacher on the premises.?
	You never wear knickers - always thongs.?
	When you meet your boyfriends dad you realise he looks all too familiar?
	You only shower before going out on the pull.?
	Your essential handbag items include bright red lippy, femifresh and clean tights?
	You have difficulty finding someone new to have sex with in your town.?
	Your school skirt is rolled up at the waist, shortening it by about 12 inches.?
	You think that the office photocopier is a seat.?
	The label in your knickers doesn't indicate size so much as how many minutes you go without shagging someone at your local nightclub. ?
	You wake up regularly in strange cars .?
	You've slept with your best friend's boyfriend/husband/dad. ?
	You adhere to an equal opportunities policy and will sleep with anyone regardless of age, race, religion, marital status?
	Your "roots" are always showing. ?
	You always have to wear your boots when shagging.?
	You subscribe to 'PlayGirl' magazine.?
	Your mouth's like the bottom of a bird cage. Has there been a cockatoo in it.?

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last updated 05 May 2002
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